Hey, put down that porcupine and vote!
We keep hearing that the voters of Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania are going to pick our next president, so we thought it might be a good idea to find out just how smart these people are. Here are some actual laws from the Big Three:
* Men in Florida may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
* It is illegal to get a fish drunk in Ohio.
* In Florida, having sex with a porcupine is illegal.
* In Pennsylvania, it is against the law to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
* In Florida, you may not pass gas in a public place after 6 p.m. on Thursdays.
* In Ohio, it is against the law to ride a jackass faster than 6 mph.
* In Ridley Park, Pa., you cannot walk backward eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.