How Many Christians Does It Take..
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Hands already in the air.
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and
three committees to approve the change
and decide who brings the potato salad.
One to call the electrician,
one to mix the drinks, and
one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.
One man to change the bulb and
four wives to tell him how to do it.
Whether your light is
bright, dull, or
completely burned out, you are loved.
You can be a
light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.
Church-wide lighting service is planned
Bring the bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
One woman to replace the bulb while
five men review church guide on lighting policy.
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Church of Christ:
They do not use light bulbs because
there is no evidence of their use
in the New Testament.
We choose not to make a statement either
in favor of or against the need for a light bulb.
However, if in your own journey you have found
that light bulbs work for you, that is fine.
You are invited to write a poem or compose
a modern dance about your bulb for next
Sunday's service, during which we will explore
a number of light bulb traditions, including
incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life,
and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths
What's a light bulb?