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If Famous People Had Jewish Mothers

"Jewish Mothers"

What if these people had Jewish mothers????

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "This you call
a smile, after all the money your father and I
spent on braces?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still
should have written."

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Why can't
you paint on walls like other children? Do you know
how hard it is to get that schmutz off of the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "All right, if your're
not hiding your report card inside your jacket, take
your hand out of there and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Again
with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap
like the other kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Next time I catch you throwing money across the
Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good -bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Of course
I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care
where you think you have to go, young man,
midnight is long past your bed-time!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "But it's
your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done
something with your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER: "That's a good story!
Now tell me where you've really been for the last
forty years!"

BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "At least,
Monica was a nice Jewish girl!!!"

Submitted by John V.
 






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