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25 Things You Must Know if You Visit St. Louis

25 Things You Must Know if You Visit St. Louis

1. There are 75 "official neighborhoods" in the City of St. Louis . St. Louisans commonly give directions (especially for restaurants) to strangers based on these neighborhoods which aren't marked on any maps that are handed out by the tourist board, the AAA or Mapquest.

2. There are 54 school districts -- on the Missouri side alone - 53 of which have their own school bus systems and scheduled times to block traffic.

3. There are 91 official municipalities in St. Louis County . Each Municipality has its own rules and regulations for driving. And these often differ drastically.

4. More importantly, most have their own snow removal contracts so it's not uncommon to drive down a road in winter and have one block plowed, the next salted, the next piled with snow and the last partially cleared by residents wanting to get out of their driveways.

5. Snow plowing is never a problem in the City of St. Louis . They plow nothing, and if the forecast calls for snow, they close everything. Except on "The Hill" (refer to #1 above) where each homeowner goes out to the street and shovels out one car-sized rectangle and then stands watch over it.

6. Any car parked longer than 4 hours in the city is considered a parts store.

7. The City of Ballwin actually proposed that drivers use connecting strip mall parking lots to get from place to place rather than drive on Manchester road to cut the traffic on Manchester.

8. Laclede Station Road mysteriously changes names as you cross intersections. As do McCausland, Lindbergh, Watson, Reavis Barracks, Fee Fee, McKnight, Airport Road , Midland , Olive and Clarkson. Gravois Road can only be pronounced by a native. Ditto for Spoede and Chouteau.

9. A St. Louisan from South County has never been to North County and a St. Louisan from North County will probably be pulled over if driving in South County. City dwellers rarely leave the city, and West County has everything delivered.

10. No native St. Louisan knows that Lindbergh runs from South County to North County ! And, if you tell them, they will not believe you.

11. Lindbergh belongs to every neighborhood except Kirkwood , who had the nerve to creatively change the name to "Kirkwood Road."

12. There are 2 interchanges to exit from Highway 40 onto Clayton Road and 2 for Big Bend . Stay alert, people!

13. If you need directions to O'Fallon, make sure to specify Illinois or Missouri . This is also true for Troy , Maryville , St. Charles , Springfield , Columbia ....

14. The Page Avenue extension and Airport expansion projects took over 20 years to get approved and St. Louisans lost track of how many political figures claimed them as their own ideas.

15. St. Louisans were aghast when the federal government required them to redo the highway signs to indicate that the federal highways went to cities in other states instead of the local municipalities referred to in #1.

1 6. Drivers are starting to cut their OWN plates rather than go through the Missouri Department of Motor Vehicles to get new tags. You can also purchase tags from dealers behind QuiK Shops in the city. They are cheaper, the clerks are nicer, and the service is faster!

17. Lambert Field and St. Louis International Airport really are the same place. The East Terminal, however, is a different place altogether. Mid-American Airport might as well be in Iraq and called Mid-Eastern Airport.

18. Highway 270 is our daily version of the NASCAR circuit. (Same goes for Highway 70.) You can go all four directions on Highway 270: North and South in West County , East and West in South County , and East and West in North County . Confused? So are the St. Louis drivers.

19. The outer belt is Highway 270 which turns into Highway 255 in South County . The inner belt is Highway 170. Highway 370 is an outer-outer belt. Highway 40 is the same as Interstate 64 (but only through the middle part of St. Louis ).

20. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00 AM . The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00 PM . Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. Never
ever , ever try to cross a bridge in St. Louis during rush hour unless you have a sack lunch and a port-a-potty in the car.

21. YIELD signs are for decoration only. No native St. Louisan will ever grasp their true meaning.

22. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect, or has been on for the last 17 miles.

23. Construction on Highways 40, 64, 70, 255, 270, 44, 55 and 170 is a way of life, and a permanent form of entertainment.

24. All blue haired old ladies in Cadillacs (driving on Olive west of 270) have the right of way.

25. If it snows or rains? Stay home!!

Submitted by John V.
 






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