The Law of Physics States it's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf Than at 10:00 to mow the yard.
A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are.
That's why I get so many calls to play with friends.
A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, He probably shot an eight (or worse).
It takes longer to learn good golf than it does to become a brain surgeon.
On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat Hot dogs, and fart if you are performing brain surgery.
Submitted by Gary S.
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