A rabbi in the Deep South said to his congregation, "someone in this congregation has spread a false rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible falsehood, and one which this Jewish community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this congregation."
No one moved.
The rabbi continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from a third row seat. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.
"Rabbi, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The rabbi passed out, but the congregation roared.