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The President said he might drop in.

The man on television told me to say tuned.

I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

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It's my parakeet's bowling night.

It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

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I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

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I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.

My crayons all melted together.

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My patent is pending.

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I'm being deported.

The grunion are running.

I'll be looking for a parking space.

My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.

The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.

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I have to fluff my shower cap.

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I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.

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The last time I went, I never came back.

I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.

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People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.

I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

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My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.

I never go out on days that end in "Y."

My mother would never let me hear the end of it.

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I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.

I'm too old/young for that stuff.

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I have too much guilt.

There are important world issues that need worrying about.

I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.

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I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

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My bathroom tiles need grouting.

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I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.

You know how we psychos are.

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I have to study for a blood test.

I'm going to be old someday.

I've been traded to Cincinnati.

I'm observing National Apathy Week.

I have to rotate my crops.

My uncle escaped again.

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I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.

I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.

Having fun gives me prickly heat.

I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.

I have to jog my memory.

My palm reader advised against it.

My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.

I have to stay home and see if I snore.

I prefer to remain an enigma.

I think you want the OTHER [your name].

I have to sit up with a sick ant.

I'm trying to cut down.

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