Non-PC Golf Terminology
Non-PC GOLF TERMINOLOGY
Just for golfers..... some new terminology from the Brits.
A Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't.
A Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
A Rodney King* -over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A Princess Grace* -should have taken a driver
A Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
A Jeb Bush--too far to the right, out of play
A Nancy Pelosi-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there
A Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A Monica Lewinski - All lip and NO hole
An Elelphants Asshole - It's up high and Stinks!
A John Rockerfeller - Died in the Hole
A Harry Reid - A Total Fucking Disaster
A Bill Clinton (Drive) - Unlimited Mulligens
A Bill Clinton (Putt) - Snuck in the Side Door
A Hillary Clinton - A Cold, Ugly and Nasty Opponent
A John Kerry - You'll Need a Swiftboat to Find the Water Ball
A Paris Hilton - Finding your ball "in Jail"
A John Edwards - Slippery and Tricky
Submitted by Paulie
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