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Strange Little Known Golf Quotes

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead


A hungry dog hunts best..
~ Lee Trevino


You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
~ Lee Trevino


I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
~ George Brett

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray


The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle


Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
~ Kevin Costner


I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez


After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis


Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson


Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny


There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan


Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best
~ Jack Nicklaus


The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H G Wells


I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham


If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
~ Bob Hope


While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman


If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon


You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino


I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino

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