10 MEMORABLE HOMER SIMPSON QUOTES
1. "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
2. [Reading computer manual] "To start, press any key. Where's the 'Any' key?"
3. "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
4. "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
5. "I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy'
6. "Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
7. Homer: "Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy."
Marge: "What's that?"
Homer: [thinks] "A dinosaur."
8. Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer: "Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!"
9. "Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'"
10. "D'oh!"
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