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Technology and The Great Things That Comes With It!

THE FIRST MESSAGE:

Hey Bill ---- This is Alan next door. Iím sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I canít live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I havenít been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much...

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me.

I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.
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THE ACTION:

Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor Alan dead.

He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

He took out his phone where he saw he has a message.

THE SECOND MESSAGE:

Hey Bill --- This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I know you'll figure it out anyway, but Iím sure you noticed that my autocorrect changed ĎWiFií To ĎWifeí.

Technology, hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that......

Regards,
Alan
 






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