A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball
into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it
and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If
you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes--that whatever you wish for,
your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The
woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first
wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes
for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make
your husband the richest man in the world and he will
be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That
will be okay because what is mine is his and what is
his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, I'd like a mild heart attack".
The moral of the story: Women are clever bitches.
Don't mess with them.