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Halloween Funnies

Halloween Funnies

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.


Halloween Funnies II

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.



Halloween Funnies II

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas


Halloween Funnies III

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps


Halloween Funnies IV

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties

Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula

What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Halloween Funnies by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.


Halloween Funnies II by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.



Halloween Funnies II by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas


Halloween Funnies III by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps


Halloween Funnies IV by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties

Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula

What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Halloween Funnies by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.


Halloween Funnies II by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.



Halloween Funnies II by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas


Halloween Funnies III by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps


Halloween Funnies IV by Mark http://www.7metasearch.com

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties

Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula

What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
 






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