A small Wild Animal Park out in West Texas had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Bud, a part time intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Bud, like most good ol' boys out in West Texas, liked to drink beer and chase the girls and bragged about his ample ability to satisfy the ladies. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Bud was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Bud showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Bud announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Bud, "you gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."