Mad Cow Disease Explained
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about
Mad Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is new information to me, but what's the relationship between
this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I played with your tits twice a day, but only
screwed you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"