Top 40 Country Western Titles
The Top 40 Country Music Titles
40. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
39. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
38. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
37. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
36. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
35. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
34. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
33. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
32. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
31. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
30. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
29. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
28. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
27. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
26. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
25. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
24. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
23. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
22. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
21. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
20. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
19. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
18. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
17. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
16. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Ass
15. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
14. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
12. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You.
11. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.
10. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
9. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
8. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
7. When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In
6. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
4. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
3. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
1. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
From Kelly W
It's hard to get you off my mind when you're always on my face.
And one written by a good friend of mine:
While I was out gettin' hammered she was home gettin' nailed.