Redneck Bubba died in a fire and burned beyond recognition. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Daryl & Goober were called upon.
Daryl went in side, the mortician pulled back the sheet and Daryl said,"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over & Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Goober in to identify the body.
Goober took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him and Goober looked down and said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Goober said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew about it too. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes...."