A skinny, pale and bespectacled young man enters a bar mostly
frequented by women, orders a beer, and then takes a frog from
his pocket. The frog is wearing a small red velvet jacket
with the word 'CHAMP' emblazoned on the back. The frog proceeds
to drink a small puddle of beer which the young man has carefully
tipped onto the bar top.
After the second beer a small group of women have gathered to
watch the frog, and a foxy redhead finally asks why he's called
"Because he's the world's greatest muff diver." The young man
says proudly. "Nobody does it better than Champ. Nobody!"
"Bullshit," The redhead replies, she's been around a bit and
feels she knows best. But, an hour later when no better offer
has been made, and a few more drinks have made her pliable, she
offers to take up the challenge.
Back at her place she disrobes and arranges herself on the bed.
The young man places the frog carefully between her legs, but
nothing happens. After two silent minutes he sighs, takes off
his glasses, picks up the frog, looks it straight in the eyes
and says, "Look, Champ! This is the last time I'm going to show