Hicks and Rubbers"
A pretty woman is driving down an Arkansas country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sunday night and my car broke down!
I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?
"Well," drawls the Arkansas farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin' with my sons George and Coy."
She looks through the screen door and sees two young men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.
So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"
They say, "Huh?"
She explains what she wants to do, then says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.
Forty years later George and Coy are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth.
George says, "Coy?"
Coy says, "Yeah, George?"
George says, "You member that woman who came by here, oh, about forty years ago, the one who showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Coy, "I member."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks George.
"Nope," says Coy, "I reckon not."
"Me, neither," says George, "Let's take these things off."