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Computer Truths

Some Computer Truths

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

<-------------------------- The information went data way ------------------------
-->
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" 100 % compression

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted: Cereal Port Not Responding.

The name is Baud, James Baud.

Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!

C:Bad command or filename! Go stand in the corner.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!! Sta-ay...

Why doesn't DOS ever way "EXCELLENT command or filename"?

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Southern DOS: Yall reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Backups? We don' *NEED* no steekin' backups!

E Pluribus Modem

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.

A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

11th commandment - Covert not thy neighbour's Pentium.

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

SENILE.COM found ... Out Of Memory...

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

Shell do DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue...

Press any key... no, no, no, not THAT one!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.

All wiyht. Pho sritched mg kegtops awound?

DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt driven.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981.
 






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