Dogma - Dog Related Funnies
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant
popularity of dogs." --Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down." --Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't
got the guts to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture
unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation." --Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a
person with pets." --Nora Ephron
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein
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