Two golfers were drinking at a bar.One said to the other,"Did you hear the awful news about melvyn?"
"No,what happened to him?"
Well he had a great round of golf on wednesday so he rushed home early to tell his wife only to find her in bed with another man! No questions asked,he shot them both! Isn't that terrible?
"Could have been worse, "said one of the men.
How? said the other.
"Well if he had finished early on Tuesday,he would have shot me!"
'Why don't you play golf with the club captain anymore, Andrew?' his beautiful young wife enquired
'Well would you play golf with a man who talks when you are putting,fiddles his score and moves his ball out of the rough when you are not looking?'
Certainly not' says the young wife.
'Well neither will the captain.
George arrived at the golf course and requested a caddie.A young lad arrived to perform his duties and was asked by george,'Can you find lost balls?'
'Oh yes sir'said the caddie.
Good',said george,'Find one now and we can get started'.
After a six month golfing tour in England the golf professional was at home in bed with his wife making up for lost time when there was a loud knock on the door.
'Good heavens,that must be your husband'cried the golfer jumping out of bed and fumbling for his trousers.
'No,no.It can't be,' replied the wife,'He's in England playing golf !'