A first grade teacher in New York explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Yankee fans.
Everyone raises their hands, except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why did'nt you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankee's fan," she replied.
The teacher asked, "Well, if you're not a Yankee's fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Diamondbacks fan and proud of it."
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a Diamondbacks fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are both Diamond Backs fans, so I'm a Diamondbacks fan too."
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "That's no reason.
What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "We'd be Yankees fans."