A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
The buddy says,"how will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment"
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth.
Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. can I see her mouf"
The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point,
but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's you-know-what, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?