The governors of Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of Al Qaida terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race:
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba Mohammed.
Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It Mohammed.
Forrest Gumpa Bubba Mohammed.
Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba.
Bobbie Joe Bubba.
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl.
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa.
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat.
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple: