A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!" MY STUPID COMPUTER KEEPS SAYING "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
A Blonde walks into a bank in NEW York City and ask for a loan officer.
Says she is going to Europe, on business for two weeks, and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a brand new Rolls Royce, parked in the street in front of the bank. the title and paperwork, all check out, and the bank agrees to to accept the the ca as collateral for the loan.
The loan officer drives the car into the underground garage, and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the intrest, which came to $15.40.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled: while you were away, I checked you out. I found out that you are a millionaire. What puzzles me is why would you bother to borrow $5,000 ?
The Blonde replied, " Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $ 15.00 bucks ?