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Mike Tyson Goes Back to School

As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's hipbonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and da ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights da other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da joint.

7. Penis - I went to da doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch Israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in da apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

11. Iraq - When we got da poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
 






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