Little Johnny Strikes Again
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was "fascinated". The teacher said, "well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because
Little Johnny was noted for his bad language.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascina! te,' so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, " My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so fucking big, she can only fasten eight."