A blonde walks into the Ice Cream Shoppe. After waiting her turn, she asks for a Chocolate cone.
The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, we are out of Chocolate, but you can chose from Vanilla or Strawberry though."
The Blonde leaves, but fifteen minutes later is back.
"I'll have a Chocolate cone," She says.
"Lady, I just told you, we're out of Chocolate, but you are welcome to have some Vanilla or Strawberry."
The Blonde again leaves, only to return 15 minutes later and again ask for Chocolate!
The exasperated clerk looks at her and asks, "Lady, is there a V-a-n- in Vanilla?
"Yes," replies the blonde, "there's a V-a-n in Vanilla."
"Is there a S-t-r-a-w in Strawberry?"
Again, she replies, "Yes, there's a S-t-r-a-w- in Strawberry."
"Is there a F-u-c-k in Chocolate?"
The Blonde says, "There's no 'F-u-c-k' in Chocolate!
EXACTLY! THAT'S WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!