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- You're a Redneck If...........

You're a redneck if............................

*You take your dog for a walk and both use the same tree.

*You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.

* Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

* You burn your yard rather than mow it.

* You think the "Nutcracker" is something you did off the high dive.

* The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

* You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

* You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

* You come back from the dump with more than you took.

* You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

* Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

* Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

* You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

* You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

* You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

* You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

* You have a rag for a gas cap.

* Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

* You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

* You can spit without opening your mouth.

* You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

* The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.

* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

* You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

* A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvements.

* You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

* You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

* You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

Submitted by our Pal Steve H.
 






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