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- Why Don't Dogs Use Computers?

Dogs & Computers

The Top Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

17. Can't stick their heads out of Windows 95.

16. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

15. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

14. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

13. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

12. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

11. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that JPEG frisbee.

10. Not at all fooled by Dogmore Screen Saver.

9. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

8. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.

7. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

6. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

5. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.

4. Smell-U-Smell- Me still in beta test.

3. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!

2. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

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