- How "Blonde" Was She????
How "Blonde" was she??????????????
She was Soooooooooooooo blonde...
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate".
...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
...At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
...she studied for a blood test-and failed.
...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
...she sold the car for gas money!
...when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport- Left," she turned around and went home.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
We'll miss her.
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