- Halloween Quickies
H A L L O W E E N F U N N I E S
What do Skeletons say before eating?
What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.
What kind of clothes do Zombies wear?
Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
They're a bunch of no bodies.
What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
What do you call a guy turned on by a witch?
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