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- Short Redneck Jokes

Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison


What do you call a bunch of tractors sittin outside a McDonalds in Arkansas? -- Senior Prom.

What's a Rednecks idea of foreplay? -- Hey sis, get in the back of the truck...

How does a blonde haired blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm? -- E I E I O

What would you call a pretty girl on the arm of an Alabama Boy? -- A tattoo...

How do you know you're at a Redneck wedding? -- everybody is sittin on the same side of the church

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? -- either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What's the difference between a good ol boy and a redneck? -- Well, the good ol' boy wants to raise livestock....the redneck wants to get emotionally involved...

The only intellectual redneck I've ever met was the one that didn't move his lips when he reads

An Arkansas redneck married an American Indian and they wanted to name their baby so as to reflect both races....so they called it Running Dummy...

The ultimate red neck pickup line? -- Nice tooth...

What's the diff between a Yankee and Southern Zoo?
On a Yankee zoo cage it shows animal and scientific name in Latin.
On a Southern zoo it has name of the animal & the recipe...

What do call 5 sheep tied to a post in Arkansas? -- The leisure center...

What's smarter than a smart redneck? -- A dumb hillbilly.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

How do you tell the Groom at a Nebraska wedding? -- He's the hick in the clean bowling shirt...

What does X X X stand for? -- 3 rednecks co-signing a note.

Why did O. J. Simpson decide to move to Nebraska? -- Cos everybody got the same DNA...

How do you tell which first grader is the son of a Texan redneck? -- He's the one with ruzty zipper and skanky yellow sneakers...

Big Jimbo sauntered into his local Post Office, and noticed a new sign on the wall:
MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA
"Dang it!" he said, "...if only that job was in Texas, Ah'd be a takin it!"

Did you hear about the Alabaman RedNeck who who planted Cheerios in his backyard? -- He thought they were donut seeds...
 






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